Cat Quotes Cat Quotes Page 2 "A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat."- George Mikes "You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals."- George Mikes "You own a dog but you feed a cat."- Jenny de Vries "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick "One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste or a trial run for the jugular."- Helen Thomson "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous "A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs."- Sarah Thompson "Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place."- Paul Gray "One must love a cat on its own terms."- Paul Gray "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted--but his or her entertainment value. - Geoffrey Household If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer. - A. N. Whitehead Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. - Joseph Wood Krutch I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? - Fernand Mery Cat Quotes Page 3 © 2001 - present. Australian Media Pty Ltd. All Rights Reserved. Please read our Legal Statement and Privacy Policy.