Cat Quotes Cat Quotes Page 3 When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me? - Montaigne There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. - Dan Greenberg No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. - Leo Dworken Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible. - Roger Caras Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow. - George F. Will Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. - Garrison Keillor By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. - Barbara Holland A meow massages the heart. - Stuart McMillan Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. - James Gorman If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr. - Martin Buxbaum Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it. - Winifred Carriere If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other. - Stephen Baker Cat Quotes Page 4 © 2001 - present. Australian Media Pty Ltd. All Rights Reserved. Please read our Legal Statement and Privacy Policy.