Q: When is it unlucky to have a black cat cross your path?
A: When you're a mouse!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a cat and a donkey?
A: A Mewl.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a cat and a pair of galoshes?
A: Puss 'n' boots!

Q: What would you get if you corssed a dog and a cat?
A: An animal that chases itself!

Q: What do kittens like to put on their burgers?
A: Catsup!

Q: What's another name for a cat burglar?
A: A purr-snatcher!

Q: What kind of cats like to go bowling?
A: Alley cats!

Q: What broadway show do cats like?
A: The Sound of Mewsic!

Q: What song do cats adore?
A: "Felines...nothing left but felines..."

Q: What award can a dramatic feline hope to win?
A: An A-cat-emy Award!

Q: How do you spell mousetrap in three letters?
A: C-A-T!

Q: Which one of your pets should you scare on Halloween?
A: Scare-de-cat.

Q: What do you call what cats read to stay up-to-date?
A: The Daily Mews Purr-per.

Q: What do you call the place where cats look up library books?
A: The card cat-alog.

Q: What do you call a cat surrounded by a hundred mice?
A: Purr-fectly happy!

Q: What was the first cat to fly?
A: Kitty-hawk!

Q: What do you call a lemon-eating cat?
A: A Sour puss!

Q: How many cat have been elected President of the United States?
A1: Thomeows Jefferson.
A2: Grow-fer Cleveland.
A3: James Meowonroe.
A4: Hairy S. Truman.
A5: Jimmy Catter.
A6: Dwight D. Einsenmeower.
A7: James A. Garfield!

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