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    Q: Why is a cat in the Sahara like Christmas?
    A: Becaues of its Sany Claws!

    Q: If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left?
    A: None! They were all copycats!

    Q: When is a cat most likely to run out of the house?
    A: When the door is open!

    Q: What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
    A: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other a pause at the end of the its clause!

    Q: Did you ever see a catfish?
    A: No! How did she hold the rod and reel?

    Q: What do you call a chubby kitty?
    A: A fat cat!

    Q: What do you call a cat who works out?
    A: A Fit kit!

    Q: What do you call a threadbare cat?
    A: A shabby tabby!

    Q: What do you call an urban feline?
    A: A city kitty!

    Q: What do you call a cross between a cat and a skunk?
    A: A mew pew!

    Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed the ball of yarn?
    A: She had mittens!

    Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed the duck?
    A: Shw became a duck-filled fatty-puss!

    Q: Did you hear about the cat who ran up the big phone bill?
    A: She called Persian-to-Persian!

    Q: What do you get if you cross a kitten with a post?
    A: A cat-er-pillar!

    Q: What do you call a kitten fight?
    A: A cat-astrophe!

    Q: What are the last two hairs on a cat's tail called?
    A: Cat hairs.

    Q: What do you get if you cross a kitten and a little girl's harido?
    A: A braidy-cat!

    Q: What would you get if you crossed a kitten with a melon?
    A: A cat-aloupe!

    Q: What would you get if you corssed a kitten and a mackerel?
    A: A catfish!

    Q: What would you get if you crossed a cat and an octagon?
    A: A octo-puss!

  • I gave my cat a bath today. He seemed to like it, but I wasn't too crazy about it. His fur sticks to my tongue.

  • He was such a bastard his cat was willing to settle for eight lives.

  • I just got some synthetic fur-balls for my ceramic cat.




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