A: A hot dog and Catsup.
Q: When does the weather go splash! splash! meow! woof?
Q: Why did the dog and cat go toot! toot?
Q: Why did the cat like to go bowling?
Q: What do alien cats like to have for breakfast?
Q: What do submarine cats use to see underwater?
Q: What do English cats drink in the afternoon?
Q: Why did Mrs. Cat go to the beauty parlor?
Q: What do you use to spell "cat?"
Q: Why did everyone like Tom Cat?
Q: How do you call a barber cat?
Q: Why was the baby kitten so irritable?
Q: What kind of cat goes boom! boom?
Q: Where did the lonely cat run an ad?
Q: What grows in a marsh and meows?
Q: Where did Abe Lincoln's kitten live?
Q: Why was the kitten shivering?
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
Q: Have your heard the joke about the cat on the roof?
Q: Why did the cat want to become a nurse?
Q: What kind of cat had eight legs?