Kittens kittens everywhere
Kittens chewing on my hair
Kittens climbing up my jeans
Kittens hanging from the screens
There's a kitten on each shoulder
Will they do this when they're older?

Kittens fighting on the chairs
Kittens tumbling down the stairs
There's a kitten on my head
There's a kitten in the bread!
There's a kitten in my shoe
I don't believe we just have two!

Author Unknown or William Wordsworth

(please note that I found this originally in a cat book but have not been able to locate the book as I have over 300 in my collection, too many to sift through. So at the time I found this it I believe it had been translated from a wordsworth poem.)